So, worry not about the distant possibility of terrorists being fed biryani at a future PM’s house. The chances are equally slim and high that they could be fed pav bhaji or samosas. But whether you’re sharing with a terrorist or with a pugilist, Swiggy’s most-popular order for the eighth year in a row is as secularised as the roti, as diversely consumed as India itself. In fact, if one looks at this year’s IPL final, it was pretty much a contest between Hyderabadi biryani and its Kolkata-style cousin, the one with the aloo – the latter – winning with aplomb this time. After reading this, if you’re tempted enough to order a plate or two or three via Swiggy, Zomato or your local biryani takeaway, our job is done.