And, yet, neither Salah nor Haaland feature in the biggest footballing stage of them all: the World Cup. Is it because they suddenly lose their josh on the international stage when playing other national sides? No. It’s because their two countries aren’t top footballing nations. Salah’s Egypt is 35th in the Fifa ranking, Haaland’s Norway, 44th. Effectively, current Premier League football’s – and arguably the world football’s – finest strikers can’t display for their country as they do consistently for their clubs because their countries aren’t good enough. The moral we take from this story: countries are clubs that allow less talent to flow and show their worth than clubs that are, well, clubs.