‘I’ve broken my tooth’: Most bizarre calls to Welsh Ambulance Service revealed

– Call 6Operator: Is the patient awake?Caller: Yeah, it’s an alligator.Operator: Pardon?Caller: It’s a pet alligator. It’s got loose and I’m scared to death. I don’t like it. I do not like it. I think it’s under the sofa.Operator: Right, OK, we won’t be able to send an ambulance for an alligator that’s escaped.Caller: Right, so unless I get bit?Operator: Unfortunately, we can’t send an ambulance for an alligator. Perhaps you can ring your vet?