Now, the not-so-good news. India is 126th in the happiness world ranking of 137 countries. We know that this very piece of information is making you very cheesed off – and, thereby, confirming the very ‘fact‘ you wish to write off as ‘Western conspiracy’. But, then, what do those people know of the happiness of being discontent? After all, saying one is happy does not mean one is happy – it could jolly well mean that one doesn’t recognise unhappiness even if it came wearing a pair of pink flares. Also, denial is a powerful force. So, when we’re told that Finland is the happiest country and Afghanistan is the unhappiest, consider the possibility that being sad is a social taboo among Finns and that the Taliban (all men) seem more than content.