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Biryani. Paani. Puri. Let that not sink in



Oh, don’t get us wrong. We are all for being adventurous. And we’ve seen some really wild food mashups – Maggi milkshakes, dosa-waffles, chocolate phuchkas, ice cream samosas, ramen burgers, sushi burritos… we can go on. But just when we thought we’d embraced peak avant-garde gastronomical experimentation, along comes biryani paani puri (BPP). Yes, you read that right. Biryani. Paani. Puri. Ladies and gentlemen, we have decided to draw a line.

Mumbai-based chef-baker Heena Kausar Raad, clearly unfazed by the fear of destroying two of India’s most beloved food items, unveiled her latest creation to a class of young students. With the dramatic flair of a magician, she presented BPP: fragrant biryani stuffed inside crunchy golgappas, instead of the OG aloo, matar and Masala X that every phuchka/golgappawala has up his sleeve. The reaction? Stunned expressions. A collective existential crisis unfolding in real-time. As we said, we’re no authenticity-fascists. Food, like life, is meant to be played with. Authenticity is often just a fancy way of keeping things boring. Some ideas, like pineapple on pizza, are eternally divisive, but are relished by many nonetheless. But BPP has to be a culinary felony of the highest order that literally kills two dishes with one stone. If saying no to it means coming across as utterly biryani bourgeois, so be it.



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