Staff: Hmm, it seems like you have too many apps running. Let me close them for you.
Customer: Thanks, but I already did that.
Staff: Okay, let’s try resetting your settings. This won’t delete your data, just reset your preferences.
Customer: I did that too. Still no luck.
Staff: Alright, let’s try a factory reset. This will erase everything and restore your phone to its original state.Customer: Did that as well. It still crashes.Staff: Wow, you’ve tried everything. Maybe it’s time to upgrade to the latest iPhone.
Customer: But I just bought this one last month!
Staff: Exactly. Welcome to the Apple ecosystem!
Drastic Cuts
A company had to cut costs or face bankruptcy. The CEO hired a consultant. After examining the operations and interviewing employees, he presented his findings.
Consultant: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you can save a lot of money by laying off half of your employees.
CEO: That’s great! What’s the bad news?
Consultant: The bad news is that the remaining half will be so overworked that they’ll quit within a month.
